Posts tagged Gaming
Sometimes The Older Games Are More Fun
Dec 23rd
I spent most of the night playing games that are old, I haven’t played in a while, or never bothered to play even though I had them for years. Most importantly, Half-Life 2 deathmatch. Some of the most fun I’ve had in multiplayer gaming ever. The screen shot above was of me using the gravity gun to pick up a very large metal cart shortly before I chucked it at my friends head at about 200 mph. But it doesn’t really say it until you kill them by throwing a toilet at them.
We did manage to squeeze in some Dark Messiah multiplayer, and while it has it’s moments, it ends up just being horribly unbalanced between the classes, and the maps are too big, and movement too clunky. But it was fun to see Ian’s reaction when I popped out from around the corner with a charged up lightning bolt that 1-shotted him.
The majority of our time was spent on the good old Counter-Strike: Source
It’s still a fantastic game, and loads of fun to play, even the same map for hours on end. Especially when you sneak up behind your friend while he’s not paying attention and perform the duty of removing his head from his body for him.
Apparently my reaction time is just too fast for him to respond to. Even when I stopped using automatic weapons and stuck to the pistol all the time, I was still wreaking serious havoc.
In all fairness, I did mostly get my ass handed to me in HL2, but it was my first time anyway, so it’s all good.
Mage DPS – Level 70 – Arcane Experimental Spec
Dec 15th
So last night I was playing my warlock in the nee Icecrown Citadel 5-man, Halls of Reflection, on heroic mode. Some jackass who was running a (broken) version of recount said he was going to kick me from the group for doing “1300 dps”. Motherfucker I was doing 2200 dps on my warlock in the low level 70’s, now I’m in tier 9 gear and he tells me because of a fucking addon that I do shit dps?
Well, Recount released a fixed copy this morning. I’m not usually a meter maid, but I downloaded it. Here’s a screen shot of my level 70 mage in moderate-to-shitty gear dpsing a target dummy.
1861.2 dps.
Not even fucking TRYING.
No buffs.
Suck it dickhole.
Oh, Drew, also, apparently this is why I kept pulling off you when you tanked. Sorry bud.






















