Posts tagged lolwut
Revenge, Facebook style
Mar 29th
The picture below explains everything, but let me tell you what happened in short:
Chris hides beer in his bedroom (we assume he’s underaged). Sister snitches on him. “asian parents are [f*ing] strict” as he explains, and they subsequently ground him for three months.
Infuriated and looking to get back at his sister, Chris subsequently discovers her very graphically detailed notes entitled “My hook up list” which describes her goals and aspirations for getting down with 10 different individuals, some of whom are crossed off aka “mission accomplished”. So what does dear brother do with this scandalous material?
He of course scans and posts it on his Facebook account. Tags hella people on it, including named “targets” who quickly find and comment on.
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Dec 29th
So I got bored the other day from running heroics, and was just kind of hanging around in Ironforge doing nothing when I noticed something kind of funny.
People starting to gather on reindeer mounts! Ok, I can definitely lol at this for a minute or so. But then more people kept coming.
And more…
So at this point it’s getting pretty interesting. I walk over to the Christmas tree, open one of my presents, and bam, [Preserved Holly], a reindeer mount of my own, so I joined them.
Then someone starts the idea, hey, it would be really funny to raid an enemy city on reindeer mounts. We start small, OFF TO TARREN MILL!
We make very short work of that, when it’s finally said. UNDERCITY! Let’s do it!
If the screen caps aren’t enough, we got it on video too. Enjoy!
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Dec 17th
A lot of people question me… why arcane? Frost is so much better for leveling and pvp, and fire is where it’s at for dps, right?
The game has changed folks. Arcane, properly utilized, is the NASTIEST single target dps spec for a mage in WoW, and provides a lot of damage prevention/absorbing and MOBILITY. Arcane barrage is instant cast on a very short cooldown, and as this video shows you… it fucking HURTS man. I believe what Blizzard said was that arcane barrage had the spell damage coefficient of a 3 second cast spell, but in an instant.
Combine this with the now-stackable-to-4 arcane blast buff, and this gets nasty. Toss in torment the weak and slow, and jesus fuck man… believe me, I’ve seen what it does. And I am still leveling my damn mage! 71 at the moment and pushing upwards of 2200 dps at times. 22-fucking-hundred dps. At 71. Shit, I average 1300-1600 but still man. Either the game is bugged, arcane is OP, or I am just damn goddamn good.
Uhm, what?
What the FUCK?
56% crit bitches. Screen shot or it didn’t happen, here it is.
Full, uncropped image is here:
JUST to prove I didn’t tamper with it.
Check that crazy shit out.
Blizzard… please don’t nerf arcane. This shit is too much damn fun.
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