Posts tagged rage

Everything is pissing me off. For real.

I almost raged in Wal-Mart today. And at the credit place. And on the road. And even here at home.

First I worked out a really awesome plan to let me get a Samsung Code for free, and that got me psyched about the day. All it involved was borrowing about $300 today, which between making back a portion by selling my Blackberry and my iPod, combined with the rebates on the phone, would basically make the damn thing free. I just want it NOW, you know? But the credit place where my car loan account is at informs me they can’t let me borrow that money against the $2k in equity I have with them because then they would have to cease the benefits that pay my car payments for me while I am on unemployment. Well fuck. There goes that plan for now unless I can find someone to lend me $300 for a week or 2.

So I head home, post all that stuff for sale on Craigslist (at least I have a camera phone to use so I can post pics of the shit) and head to Wal-Mart to meet the optometrist for my 10th appointment in 3 weeks. Yeah, turns out it is just physically impossible for me to use contact lenses. I can’t wear any for longer than 15 minutes before my eyes start rejecting them and I go partially blind. Then it feels like having a half dozen eyelashes stuck in my eye constantly. So, fuck that plan. I’ll just do my grocery shopping.

Shopping at Wal-Mart on a Friday afternoon SUCKS FUCKING BALLS. I am never doing that shit again. I almost went off on everybody there. I couldn’t take more than 2 steps at a time without having to bring my shopping cart to a screeching halt because some stupid rude motherfucker steps out in front of me. It takes 10 minutes to get down each aisle because of stupid fat fucking black women who just stand there, oblivious to everything and everyone around them, contemplating which brand of tomato fucking soup to buy. Not one apologized. I couldn’t even get to the items I needed because people just stand there, looking like idiots, trying to decide. MOVE MOTHERFUCKER, I KNOW WHICH ONE I WANT!

I go to check out and people literally RAN with their shopping carts to get to an open register before I did, one actually almost pushing me out of the way. It’s times like this I contemplate going on a nerd rage like the guy does at the end of the movie Wanted. I could do it. I could take out everyone in that fucking store. But I don’t. I’m actually the polite one. Even the lady working the register complained when I put 3 12-packs of bottle water up on the moving belt with the rest of my items, complaining it was too much for her to lift things like that all day.

Really? I guess you didn’t actually read the paper you signed when you applied for the job there that you can comfortably lift at least 40lbs. This is your job. Do it.

Then it takes me about 10 minutes just to pull my car out of the damn parking space because people can’t wait 5 fucking seconds to let me out and just keep going. I wonder how most people get to keep their driver licenses.

The drive home wasn’t much better, with plenty of traffic and people being dicks on the road. And of course once I got home, my grandma’s car on the left was over the line, and the douchebag next door keeps his motorcycle between his car and mine, over the line, of course. So I can’t get in and out of my fucking car.

I go in to check my email, to see if anyone was interested in the stuff I was trying to sell, and, despite my very clear statement on selling my iPod STRICTLY for $100 cash, non-negotiable, some fag still emails me asking if I want to trade the iPod for a pair of Steve Miller Band concert tickets. Who the FUCK is Steve Miller?

My response was this, verbatim:

Absolutely not, I don’t even know who that is. As mentioned in the ad, the price is $100 firm, non-negotiable.

This fag actually had the audacity to email me back telling me I AM A FUCKING PRICK. Me? I’ve been nice to everyone today despite them making me want to go on a homicidal rampage.

I responded, reminding him politely that I am not a prick, but that I lack patience for people who are TOO DUMB TO READ THINGS.

He was promptly blocked.

What the fuck is wrong with the world?

Right now I hate the human race as a whole. Most of you suck.