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Really? That many people wanna know?
Nov 21st
All I type was “is” and 3 of the autocomplete results involve Lady Gaga supposedly being a man.
World, I assure you. I know traps. I can spot trannys. Lady Gaga, despite her deep voice and her nose, is really a woman. Sorry to break it to you. Her current nose was a result of a nose job. The previous one looking more feminine.
She DOES look better now in my opinion.
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Nov 13th
Everything is pissing me off. For real.
I almost raged in Wal-Mart today. And at the credit place. And on the road. And even here at home.
First I worked out a really awesome plan to let me get a Samsung Code for free, and that got me psyched about the day. All it involved was borrowing about $300 today, which between making back a portion by selling my Blackberry and my iPod, combined with the rebates on the phone, would basically make the damn thing free. I just want it NOW, you know? But the credit place where my car loan account is at informs me they can’t let me borrow that money against the $2k in equity I have with them because then they would have to cease the benefits that pay my car payments for me while I am on unemployment. Well fuck. There goes that plan for now unless I can find someone to lend me $300 for a week or 2.
So I head home, post all that stuff for sale on Craigslist (at least I have a camera phone to use so I can post pics of the shit) and head to Wal-Mart to meet the optometrist for my 10th appointment in 3 weeks. Yeah, turns out it is just physically impossible for me to use contact lenses. I can’t wear any for longer than 15 minutes before my eyes start rejecting them and I go partially blind. Then it feels like having a half dozen eyelashes stuck in my eye constantly. So, fuck that plan. I’ll just do my grocery shopping.
Shopping at Wal-Mart on a Friday afternoon SUCKS FUCKING BALLS. I am never doing that shit again. I almost went off on everybody there. I couldn’t take more than 2 steps at a time without having to bring my shopping cart to a screeching halt because some stupid rude motherfucker steps out in front of me. It takes 10 minutes to get down each aisle because of stupid fat fucking black women who just stand there, oblivious to everything and everyone around them, contemplating which brand of tomato fucking soup to buy. Not one apologized. I couldn’t even get to the items I needed because people just stand there, looking like idiots, trying to decide. MOVE MOTHERFUCKER, I KNOW WHICH ONE I WANT!
I go to check out and people literally RAN with their shopping carts to get to an open register before I did, one actually almost pushing me out of the way. It’s times like this I contemplate going on a nerd rage like the guy does at the end of the movie Wanted. I could do it. I could take out everyone in that fucking store. But I don’t. I’m actually the polite one. Even the lady working the register complained when I put 3 12-packs of bottle water up on the moving belt with the rest of my items, complaining it was too much for her to lift things like that all day.
Really? I guess you didn’t actually read the paper you signed when you applied for the job there that you can comfortably lift at least 40lbs. This is your job. Do it.
Then it takes me about 10 minutes just to pull my car out of the damn parking space because people can’t wait 5 fucking seconds to let me out and just keep going. I wonder how most people get to keep their driver licenses.
The drive home wasn’t much better, with plenty of traffic and people being dicks on the road. And of course once I got home, my grandma’s car on the left was over the line, and the douchebag next door keeps his motorcycle between his car and mine, over the line, of course. So I can’t get in and out of my fucking car.
I go in to check my email, to see if anyone was interested in the stuff I was trying to sell, and, despite my very clear statement on selling my iPod STRICTLY for $100 cash, non-negotiable, some fag still emails me asking if I want to trade the iPod for a pair of Steve Miller Band concert tickets. Who the FUCK is Steve Miller?
My response was this, verbatim:
Absolutely not, I don’t even know who that is. As mentioned in the ad, the price is $100 firm, non-negotiable.
This fag actually had the audacity to email me back telling me I AM A FUCKING PRICK. Me? I’ve been nice to everyone today despite them making me want to go on a homicidal rampage.
I responded, reminding him politely that I am not a prick, but that I lack patience for people who are TOO DUMB TO READ THINGS.
He was promptly blocked.
What the fuck is wrong with the world?
Right now I hate the human race as a whole. Most of you suck.
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Mar 21st
I guess 12chan must love my site because I just checked my bandwidth logs a,d over 78% of the traffic on this server comes from there, and there have been a LOT of people visiting and viewing my ever-so-popular Cosplay collection. Enjoy, guys.
On to my day. Mostly uneventful. Got up earlier than I wanted to, paid money I didn’t wanna pay for shit I shouldn’t have to and dealt with bullshit that nobody wants. A typical day in the life of Apoc, I guess. Screw you, government.
Or more importantly, screw you, Bush. You’ve single-handedly destroyed this country. and fuck your brother for giving you the election because I know you didn’t win the fucker. Do you realize that for the cost of ONE DAY in Iraq we could build homeless shelters for every homeless person in America? Hell, the kind of money you’ve spent could buy everyone in America a car. And for what? We’re helping them? Great… but uhm… what about us Americans… the ones that pay your stupid taxes so you can waste it… what about what WE need?
At least it’s finally over. For once I don’t worry about the elections much because ANYONE is going to be better than Bush. He is THE most hated president in our history. And for good reason too.
I keep hearing about more and more stupid shit happening in this country. I just ready on news.com earlier today about a story in California that interested me. As we all know, it is legal there to prescribe marijuana for medical purposes, and is hence legal for the ones prescribed said marijuana to smoke it. Well, somebody who was prescribed marijuana, LEGALLY, for pain from a back injury, was fired from his job for testing positive for… marijuana… He contested the decision, took it to court, and… lost. Not only did he lose, but the FBI seems content not to honor California’s laws at all, raiding pharmacies that distribute the medicinal drug and charging the operators with felony distribution charges.
Ok, seriously America… what the FUCK?
I had my attorney doing some research for me the other day, and he stumbled upon another gem. Here, in the state of Florida, it is completely legal to keep a handgun in the glove compartment of your personal vehicle, not secured in any way, loaded, with a round chambered, ready to rock and roll. However, a man was arrested for having his gun under his seat, and the magazine containing the bullets for the gun clear across the car. He was convicted of “carrying a concealed firearm”. He appealed to the supreme court… and lost, horribly.
And then, yesterday on the morning news, I found out something new: I don’t like our new governor. Charlie Crist is a fucking joke too, apparently. It is legal everywhere in this country for a gay couple to adopt a child… except for Florida. And while attempts are being made to pass the law here, our “wonderful” governor sees fit to strongly oppose it and do anything he can to stop it.
Listen, Charlie. We’ve got far too many kids without homes right now. Maybe an environment with gay parents isn’t “ideal” as you put it… but it sure beats the hell out of growing up in a foster home any day. Give a little girl to some gay men. What’s the worst that can happen? She starts wearing more pink? Oh, the horrors… oh, wait…
Perhaps it is insanity to think the entire world is crazy and I’m not. Maybe I am out of my mind. But I like to think that I am looking at things logically, which is something we as Americans tend to fail at… all the time.
But I digress… I must end this post here, since I’m at work and people keep showing up and pissing me off, and the guy that comes in to relieve me is here, so I need to pack it up before he moves his fat ass in here and I can’t move around anymore.
Anyways, in summary…
Fuck you, America
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