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I’ll be honest, I guess it’s a hobby of mine to find out the truth behind the mystery of if a particular person or celebrity is, in fact, a trap. My latest endeavor being Lady Gaga.

The truth is, we don’t have a definitive answer at this point, mere speculation is all we have to go on. Refer to the video above, particularly start listening at the 1:00 mark. In the video she tells a story of someone who approached her and asked her blatantly if she has a dick. Wow, very direct and to the point, but someone had to do it. Her answer, although, can me interpreted different ways. She said “I sure do, and it’s bigger than yours!”

I personally think that the answer she gave was obviously sarcastic, and intended as humorous, as most people took it. But that could also be what we’re supposed to think, while she in her own mind blatantly admitted it.

Others theorize she is in fact a hermaphrodite, with both male and female genitalia. There are reports all over the internet claiming to have video and photographic evidence she is in fact a man.

Here’s the screen cap. What do you think?

Flesh colored undies, or pen0r?

Eyewitness reports claim she stated that she was not wearing panties at the time.

Bossip.com alleged that Gaga said this when asked about the subject:

It’s not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. It’s just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. The reason I haven’t talked about it is that it’s not a big deal to me. Like come on. It’s not like we all go around talking about our v***. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. I have both a **** and a p*****. Big f******g deal.

ABCNews.com asked Gaga’s manager if the "Poker Face" singer is a hermaphrodite and if she said the above quote. His reply:

This is completely ridiculous.

Gaga’s sexuality has been the subject of intense speculation ever since she told Rolling Stone magazine that she considers herself bisexual, though her attraction to women is purely physical.

"I think I’m changing what people think is sexy," she told the magazine in May.

So what are the factual truths in this matter? I’m voting for not a trap. Maybe she just has some more man-ish features for reasons we don’t know, but I’m going to consider this one busted.

In addition, all “answers” sites like Ask.com and Yahoo! Answers all point to her, in fact, being all woman.

So, you’ve heard the definitive answer here: Lady Gaga is a Lady.

Get over it.