Blogs
Mage DPS – Level 70 – Arcane Experimental Spec
Dec 15th
So last night I was playing my warlock in the nee Icecrown Citadel 5-man, Halls of Reflection, on heroic mode. Some jackass who was running a (broken) version of recount said he was going to kick me from the group for doing “1300 dps”. Motherfucker I was doing 2200 dps on my warlock in the low level 70’s, now I’m in tier 9 gear and he tells me because of a fucking addon that I do shit dps?
Well, Recount released a fixed copy this morning. I’m not usually a meter maid, but I downloaded it. Here’s a screen shot of my level 70 mage in moderate-to-shitty gear dpsing a target dummy.
1861.2 dps.
Not even fucking TRYING.
No buffs.
Suck it dickhole.
Oh, Drew, also, apparently this is why I kept pulling off you when you tanked. Sorry bud.
Yes, I have actually enjoyed WoW lately… here’s why
Dec 13th
The latest reason is simply that I’ve been enjoying playing my druid. I finally figured out how to properly spec and play a feral druid, and due to being dual spec, it’s basically opened up my ability to Tank, DPS, and Heal, all on the same character, with just a couple mouse clicks to switch between roles. Here I am as a cat, enjoying a sunset zeppelin ride dropping bombs on pirates. Yes it’s as fun as it sounds.
I made the adjustment to being a bear tank just fine, actually. And these are my stats wearing crappy-ass level 57-60 gear at level 71. People said I was the best bear tank they ever saw. Bricks were shat once I informed them I had never done it before, and this was in fact my first time. Never lost aggro, once. Barely took any damage. I could get used to this.
Note: I did have a couple of level-appropriate pieces, but they were crappy green items.
I’ve been doing my “random dungeon” runs religiously, and I just finished a group where I was informed that I was one of the best healers he ever had. Yep, level 60 gear, at level 72. And I spent the first half of the instance completely forgetting to go into my tree (healing) form. Oops. Still rocked em. Full mana the whole run, nobody died once. Even the overzealous pally who was trying to get himself killed, but couldn’t, even when he purposely aggroed the whole room… kept his dumb ass alive. Kudos for me!
I even found time to crack jokes in between!
And to answer the questions of friends who do not play but are on the fence regarding certain information:
Yes, there is a Mr. T Mohawk grenade
It is real, and easily obtained, for free. Here’s my human warlock Mohawked
I night elf warlock… if only those dreams could come true… /sigh
Finally, the Skyline is mine… sort of…
Dec 13th
Ok, so if you know me, you know my dream car, like many, the Nissan Skyline GT-R. Doesn’t really matter what version, R32, R33, R34, it’s all good to me. It’s technically not really legal to have a real Skyline here in America, so we make do with the best we can do. I even recently purchased an S14 240SX because it’s very easily to swap over an RB25DET Skyline motor and transmission, and a simple matter of a body kit and some headlight/taillight swapping to finish the complete transformation.
But I have, for years, been trying to track down, in person, the Hot Wheels Skyline model. And tonight, unexpectedly, in the most unexpected place, Big Lots, I found it. Lots of them actually. They had been hiding in storage. So I bought the entire stock of them (it wasn’t much, but there were plenty, pics are not ALL of them, just the gist). I also got my hands on the new ‘09 GT-R models. I didn’t buy as many of those.
I opened one of them to place with my other collection of cars I have either owned or want, the rest will be saved until one magical payday on eBay.
Sorry for the shitty pics, I was in a hurry with my camera phone.
Thanks to Big Lots staff for looking around in the back to find all of them for me.
I gave some to friends who had been long hunting for the same thing. All in all, a fun night!
More on Lady Gaga – Man or Woman?
Dec 8th
I’ll be honest, I guess it’s a hobby of mine to find out the truth behind the mystery of if a particular person or celebrity is, in fact, a trap. My latest endeavor being Lady Gaga.
The truth is, we don’t have a definitive answer at this point, mere speculation is all we have to go on. Refer to the video above, particularly start listening at the 1:00 mark. In the video she tells a story of someone who approached her and asked her blatantly if she has a dick. Wow, very direct and to the point, but someone had to do it. Her answer, although, can me interpreted different ways. She said “I sure do, and it’s bigger than yours!”
I personally think that the answer she gave was obviously sarcastic, and intended as humorous, as most people took it. But that could also be what we’re supposed to think, while she in her own mind blatantly admitted it.
Others theorize she is in fact a hermaphrodite, with both male and female genitalia. There are reports all over the internet claiming to have video and photographic evidence she is in fact a man.
Here’s the screen cap. What do you think?
Flesh colored undies, or pen0r?
Eyewitness reports claim she stated that she was not wearing panties at the time.
Bossip.com alleged that Gaga said this when asked about the subject:
It’s not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. It’s just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. The reason I haven’t talked about it is that it’s not a big deal to me. Like come on. It’s not like we all go around talking about our v***. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. I have both a **** and a p*****. Big f******g deal.
ABCNews.com asked Gaga’s manager if the "Poker Face" singer is a hermaphrodite and if she said the above quote. His reply:
This is completely ridiculous.
Gaga’s sexuality has been the subject of intense speculation ever since she told Rolling Stone magazine that she considers herself bisexual, though her attraction to women is purely physical.
"I think I’m changing what people think is sexy," she told the magazine in May.
So what are the factual truths in this matter? I’m voting for not a trap. Maybe she just has some more man-ish features for reasons we don’t know, but I’m going to consider this one busted.
In addition, all “answers” sites like Ask.com and Yahoo! Answers all point to her, in fact, being all woman.
So, you’ve heard the definitive answer here: Lady Gaga is a Lady.
Get over it.
Journalist’s Guide to Firearms Identification
Dec 8th
I have to be honest, this is something that has always bugged me about the media. Apparently, reporters seem to be under the delusion that all guns are AK-47’s.
This is, of course, wildly inaccurate, and has led to the gun getting a very bad reputation. The image to the left is funny because it IS TRUE. The one gun that actually is the AK-47 is labeled an M-16, a mistake I have seen countless times in the news, in newspapers, and even in movies.
Please, media, especially Fox News, do your homework before reporting on shit like this, especially when you’re trying to push liberal anti-gun agenda on Americans.
A gun is no more or less dangerous than the person wielding it, and the exact statement could be said about any physical object in existence.
I dare you to look around you and try to find one thing that there is no possible way to could kill or hurt someone with it.
Give up? There is nothing.
If guns are outlawed, then only the outlaws will have guns.
