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Mar 28th
Yeah, so I’m basically fuckin bored right now. I’m probably going to resort to playing some good old fashioned Super Smash Bros. I just finished playing Starfox 64, which I beat, despite it being infinitely difficult toward the end. I seriously don’t remember the game being that damn hard!
I was playing WoW earlier but I got bored of that. Horde are douche bags in PvP, and it seems the Alliance doesn’t know how to play at all, so I end up getting gang-raped by about 30 other players at once while the guys on my team just stand there looking like retards. I really don’t see the skill in ganging up on people. Not like they need to, since Blizzard clearly favors the Horde anyway, and they are far more overpowered than we could ever hope to be. And we just keep getting the shaft.
I remember a day when Warlocks were OP, and nobody could beat them. Then things got balanced out a bit. Now we get owned hardcore. Or at least I do. I never seem to stand a chance, and I’m a good player, in very good gear. I just don’t get it when I’m supposed to be “overpowered” and I get two-shotted by a Horde player… it’s kind of a kick in the nuts.
The server I play on is over 70% Horde. That’s right, 70%. That means 30% of the server belongs to the rest of us. Most of that 70% of horde are level 70 players, most of them in t5 or t6 pvp gear, and they have nothing better to do all day than hang out in low level quest areas and kill lower level players and camp out on their corpses so they can’t play their game.
Now I understand, people, that we decided consciously to make characters on a pvp server, and we knew what would happen, and we have to live with that. But it doesn’t stop me from making the assertion that not only are the Horde douchebags… but Blizzard is just making them bigger douchebags by giving them so much power. I know they favor them. But the fact remains is that most players that play this game play on the Alliance side. That means that the majority of us, PAYING customers, are getting fucked in the ass in-game.
Is it fair? Of course not. Should they be getting buffs because there are less of them? Not as long as we have to accept them camping low level players. If we have to deal with it, then nerf em to hell and let them deal with it. I don’t mean make them weak. I mean make it “balanced”. Take away racial benefits that are overpowered for PvP and give them something more pve oriented.
The problem with this game is, and it is evident through recent patches, is that the entire game is now PvP and arena-oriented. Not everyone likes Arena, and battlegrounds aren’t for everyone. I love to pvp but I hate Arenas because I am always the first to die before I even get to do anything. The entire force of the other team decides that I need to die first. Am I that dangerous? Not with all the nerfs to fear. Fear only works about 25% of the time now, and always breaks early. Warriors get immunity. Undead get immunity. What do I get immunity to? Oh, right… nothing. I have to rely on SKILL, not gear or racial traits to survive. And when I do, I hope it bruises their egos terribly. And I DO win from time to time.
Blizzard, if you’re gonna bitch about balance, then balance the fucking game. Stop nerfing players and taking away their abilities. Just give buffs to those that need them and stop screwing around with our survivability, especially when it affects our pve game.
I’m also pissed off that the newest patch literally broke the addons I rely on the most to help me level. I’ve lost most of my desire to do any quests now, or do much of anything. What’s worse is that the most important addon in my arsenal, QuestHelper, is no longer in development, so it will never be fixed…
Yeah yeah, I can QQ (it means “cry”) all I want, but nothing is going to change. They will continue to fuck over the Alliance until one day I decide to say fuck this game and move on to something else. I guess when that happens I’ll eBay my account for some decent cash. Who wouldn’t want a couple of nicely geared level 70 characters? (soon…)
So fuck it. I’m going back to the old school. Nintendo.
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[fin]
Epic Win
Mar 21st
I guess 12chan must love my site because I just checked my bandwidth logs a,d over 78% of the traffic on this server comes from there, and there have been a LOT of people visiting and viewing my ever-so-popular Cosplay collection. Enjoy, guys.
On to my day. Mostly uneventful. Got up earlier than I wanted to, paid money I didn’t wanna pay for shit I shouldn’t have to and dealt with bullshit that nobody wants. A typical day in the life of Apoc, I guess. Screw you, government.
Or more importantly, screw you, Bush. You’ve single-handedly destroyed this country. and fuck your brother for giving you the election because I know you didn’t win the fucker. Do you realize that for the cost of ONE DAY in Iraq we could build homeless shelters for every homeless person in America? Hell, the kind of money you’ve spent could buy everyone in America a car. And for what? We’re helping them? Great… but uhm… what about us Americans… the ones that pay your stupid taxes so you can waste it… what about what WE need?
At least it’s finally over. For once I don’t worry about the elections much because ANYONE is going to be better than Bush. He is THE most hated president in our history. And for good reason too.
I keep hearing about more and more stupid shit happening in this country. I just ready on news.com earlier today about a story in California that interested me. As we all know, it is legal there to prescribe marijuana for medical purposes, and is hence legal for the ones prescribed said marijuana to smoke it. Well, somebody who was prescribed marijuana, LEGALLY, for pain from a back injury, was fired from his job for testing positive for… marijuana… He contested the decision, took it to court, and… lost. Not only did he lose, but the FBI seems content not to honor California’s laws at all, raiding pharmacies that distribute the medicinal drug and charging the operators with felony distribution charges.
Ok, seriously America… what the FUCK?
I had my attorney doing some research for me the other day, and he stumbled upon another gem. Here, in the state of Florida, it is completely legal to keep a handgun in the glove compartment of your personal vehicle, not secured in any way, loaded, with a round chambered, ready to rock and roll. However, a man was arrested for having his gun under his seat, and the magazine containing the bullets for the gun clear across the car. He was convicted of “carrying a concealed firearm”. He appealed to the supreme court… and lost, horribly.
And then, yesterday on the morning news, I found out something new: I don’t like our new governor. Charlie Crist is a fucking joke too, apparently. It is legal everywhere in this country for a gay couple to adopt a child… except for Florida. And while attempts are being made to pass the law here, our “wonderful” governor sees fit to strongly oppose it and do anything he can to stop it.
Listen, Charlie. We’ve got far too many kids without homes right now. Maybe an environment with gay parents isn’t “ideal” as you put it… but it sure beats the hell out of growing up in a foster home any day. Give a little girl to some gay men. What’s the worst that can happen? She starts wearing more pink? Oh, the horrors… oh, wait…
Perhaps it is insanity to think the entire world is crazy and I’m not. Maybe I am out of my mind. But I like to think that I am looking at things logically, which is something we as Americans tend to fail at… all the time.
But I digress… I must end this post here, since I’m at work and people keep showing up and pissing me off, and the guy that comes in to relieve me is here, so I need to pack it up before he moves his fat ass in here and I can’t move around anymore.
Anyways, in summary…
Fuck you, America
Still Very Busy
Mar 20th
Well, I’m gonna try my best to get back into the habit of blogging at least once a day so I can get some more content on this damn thing so I feel like I’m getting my moneys worth out of this web site, so here goes.
I’m not at liberty to discuss it in great detail, but I finally met with my lawyer today, and it looks like there’s a good chance that the stupid-ass charges the wonderful state of Florida has brought against me will be dismissed. That’s a good thing, considering I’m innocent and all… We’ll see what happens. We all know I’ve had my fair share of getting fucked by the long dick of the law.
I did another performance on internet radio tonight, spinning a pretty crazy breakbeat/deep house mix that I’m sure even though I worked so hard on, hardly anyone listened to it. Regardless, I’ll be posting it for download on the main site.
I only played WoW for a little bit tonight, but I managed to get some new shit for my rogue, so I’m satisfied with that. I just don’t really feel like quest grinding tonight. So… fuck it…
Instead I’ve been working on this blog, adding all kinds of neat stuff. I posted my entire collections of Cosplay, and Demotivational Posters. I also posted my WoW screen shot folder up for anyone who cares. There’s mostly pictures of me ravaging noobs with my l33t skills, but there’s some funny shit in there too, including the one time I took a screen shot after corpse-camping Dangerdave. I know a lot of you won’t know who that is… but I don’t care. Those that DO know will appreciate the image for all it’s worth.
So I’m gonna end this post here. I’m just sitting at work right now watching adult swim and uploading a shitload of files to the server, so I’ve got a lot of time to kill. Hell, I’ll probably post something else retarded here tonight.
OMG WTF
Mar 19th
Oh my god, I made another fucking blog… I admit I kinda missed being able to write about my life and my opinions and have nobody read them or care about them. Hey, a blog is for me, not you!
But it’s here anyway if you wanna read it. Not a lot to it really.
All I did today was register this domain and setup the web host… and launch 4 web sites. I even made a guild web site finally for my Warcraft guild, Legion of the Apocalypse.
Oh yeah baby… and I’m officially tired. So I’m done here for now.


